Welcome to my alternate universe.
Movies in words. Reviewed, quoted, broken down to the slightest details and influential storylines that might not exist in the original work. Just like with kids – your creation doesn’t always end up being what you’ve expected it to be.
Movies in pictures. Snapshots, posters, photo shoots – the best and the worst of them caught in a moment. And then sometimes turned into MEMES.
Movies in videos. Interpreted and re-edited to produce a certain effect. Adjusted to the music and focused on distinct characters, events or mood. It’s like a slice of pizza with a few extra toppings.
You know why, Mary?… When such a question comes from a delusional psycho, you can expect anything but sane reasoning. Strapped to a bed and trapped in her illness Mary struggles to survive this “religious” abuse. This is the final video of a full movie remake. Once they wake up, girls hear the sheriff asking questions […]
Hide and Seek This is the third part of a full movie remake. Ruth (act. Adelaine Kane) is being shunned and there’s nothing Mary (act. Alycia Debnam-Carey) can do. Amish shunning is a social exclusion used to enforce their church rules. It’s the ultimate punishment that breaks both girls’ hearts… Once Ruth is shunned, Mary decides […]
It’s Time for your Examination This is the second part of a full movie remake. Strict rules and blind prejudice of the Amish community is taking its toll on a few innocent girls. The leader of the Church and the man in power tend to profit from it in many different ways. Prepare yourself to […]
Amish Girls in Love – Forgive me father for I am SIN. It’s the first part of a full movie remake (4 parts in total). No demonic horror and irrationality in this one. Just a tragic love story in a closed Amish community led by a manipulative priest with dark secrets… Alternate Universe: […]
Michael Pitt and Scarlett Johansson as Cyber Lovers It’s a futuristic love and identity drama with two extra hot actors who look more like a brother and sister than actual ex-lovers. To be honest, even with the brother and sister in heat scenario, I’d ship them. And that scenario would’ve been way more interesting! However […]
And the mermaid is back! I can’t imagine Indiana Evans (one of the mermaids from the cult teen/kids show H2O: Just Add Water) anywhere else, but on a beach with as little clothes as possible. I’m not being vulgar – she just looks so beautiful and cute. With a tail, or without it. And since […]
The Guy That Brings Back Romance There’s something about Josh Whitehouse that is very addictive. And it’s not just his good looks, sexy British accent or captivating smile. He’s great at being naked, obviously (he’s Mr. Burberry after all) and even better at lame romantic movies (The Knight before Christmas) that would be unwatchable otherwise, […]
The Roommate of my Wet Nightmares… My dreams aren’t always nice, but if they included someone like Leighton Meester, I’d be happy with any nightmare I get to dream and remember. Including The Roommate (2011). To see Leighton Meester as a crazy lesbian character after Gossip Girl seemed like a bonus I didn’t expect. Her […]
Once in a girls’ locker room… Originally this movie is “a reimagining of the classic horror tale about Carrie White, a shy girl outcast by her peers and sheltered by her deeply religious mother, who unleashes telekinetic terror on her small town after being pushed too far at her senior prom” [tvguide.com], but that’s not […]
Bisexual Confessions – Kristen follows Neve This short video is comprised of many scenes from three very different movies. Two of the three movies are a complete waste of time. The dialogue between Kristen Stewart and Neve Campbell is surely just a fantasy, but it’s a good one. I wish it was real… The Runaways […]