Welcome to my alternate universe.
Amish Girls in Love – Forgive me father for I am SIN. It’s the first part of a full movie remake (4 parts in total). No demonic horror and irrationality in this one. Just a tragic love story in a closed Amish community led by a manipulative priest with dark secrets… Alternate Universe: […]
Even Peters – The Hot Psycho When it comes to American Horror Story it is obvious who plays the psycho. Evan Peters is the best actor for this part. Cruel yet convincing, manipulative but sweet. It’s never easy to hate his characters – Evan makes them seem so human and charming that I end up […]
Michael Pitt and Scarlett Johansson as Cyber Lovers It’s a futuristic love and identity drama with two extra hot actors who look more like a brother and sister than actual ex-lovers. To be honest, even with the brother and sister in heat scenario, I’d ship them. And that scenario would’ve been way more interesting! However […]
And the mermaid is back! I can’t imagine Indiana Evans (one of the mermaids from the cult teen/kids show H2O: Just Add Water) anywhere else, but on a beach with as little clothes as possible. I’m not being vulgar – she just looks so beautiful and cute. With a tail, or without it. And since […]
Kai Anderson – The Narcissist In Love – I need your vow, – Kai. This time my sexual frustration comes with and through Evan Peters as Kai Anderson in American Horror Story: Cult. I’ve strayed far from the original story of the character, so don’t worry – no spoilers here! Your Vow isn’t about Kai – it’s […]
The Guy That Brings Back Romance There’s something about Josh Whitehouse that is very addictive. And it’s not just his good looks, sexy British accent or captivating smile. He’s great at being naked, obviously (he’s Mr. Burberry after all) and even better at lame romantic movies (The Knight before Christmas) that would be unwatchable otherwise, […]
The Roommate of my Wet Nightmares… My dreams aren’t always nice, but if they included someone like Leighton Meester, I’d be happy with any nightmare I get to dream and remember. Including The Roommate (2011). To see Leighton Meester as a crazy lesbian character after Gossip Girl seemed like a bonus I didn’t expect. Her […]
Once in a girls’ locker room… Originally this movie is “a reimagining of the classic horror tale about Carrie White, a shy girl outcast by her peers and sheltered by her deeply religious mother, who unleashes telekinetic terror on her small town after being pushed too far at her senior prom” [tvguide.com], but that’s not […]
Bisexual Confessions – Kristen follows Neve This short video is comprised of many scenes from three very different movies. Two of the three movies are a complete waste of time. The dialogue between Kristen Stewart and Neve Campbell is surely just a fantasy, but it’s a good one. I wish it was real… The Runaways […]
A Threesome in The Shannara Chronicles? The chemistry between Wil and Eretria in the first episode of Shannara was so promising and rewarding that it consumed all my interest in the series. Well, until Wil met Amberle (naked under a waterfall, I might add), or Eretria met her in the woods (Amberle sticking a knife […]
